Tech Repair Pillows

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

"I was watching it as I was eating my breakfast cereal, and it just went; Snap, crackle and pop!"

The Office Dinosaur in: Mr. Fix-it

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Gadget geek.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

A DIY disaster.

If Disney was a software company

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Terry had a computer bug.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.