Tech Repair Hero Pillows

'He's so gullible he still believes in technical support!'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

The Fuse

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Bathroom flooding (man holding tap).

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

"Just buy a new one. It's over 40 years old. That must be about 160 in toilet years."

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

Bob's DIY Store

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.