Tech Repair Hero Gifts

'He's so gullible he still believes in technical support!'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

The Fuse

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Bathroom flooding (man holding tap).

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

"Just buy a new one. It's over 40 years old. That must be about 160 in toilet years."

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

Bob's DIY Store

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'