Tech Troubleshooting Hero Gifts

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

I tapped the keys repeatedly.

'Boss, the techies didn't install this body scanner correctly. It doesn't work.'

"Technical support was free, but they charged me long distance for the call to India!"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"Camera not working."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"I think I found the phone."

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

Wrong end of extension cord.

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

Till malfunction

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

Wringing the Monitor

'Try rebooting.'

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'You have got a computer worm!'

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

"Thanks to my advice your lame software doesn't work at all now? No need to thank me, sir! That's what customer service is for!"

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."