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"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"Camera not working."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'Try rebooting.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

When computers are attacked by Spam.

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"Thanks to my advice your lame software doesn't work at all now? No need to thank me, sir! That's what customer service is for!"

'And you get this free.'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

Home Business - Computer.

Computer technicians with too little training.

'Boss, the techies didn't install this body scanner correctly. It doesn't work.'

PC spits mud out

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'