Tech Troubleshooting Genius Gifts

"Well, I'm all out of ideas... Should we try unplugging him and plugging him back in?"

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"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

"Camera not working."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

"Sarge, the computer won't let me retrieve the criminal files."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Try rebooting.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

When computers are attacked by Spam.

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

"Thanks to my advice your lame software doesn't work at all now? No need to thank me, sir! That's what customer service is for!"

'And you get this free.'

'I can hack into any website, but those child-proof bottle caps are still a challenge!'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

Home Business - Computer.

Computer technicians with too little training.

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'

"Mom said you should empty the dishwasher since I helped her update her phone and computer. It pays to be smart."

Computer engineer who doesn't know what he's doing.