Repair Expert Gifts

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

The world's most unemployable family

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Lazy plumber.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Bob’s Museum

Computer operator welding machine.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Rust test in progress.

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Never marry an engineer."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"It's worse than I thought."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.