Repair Expert Gifts

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Lazy plumber.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Bob’s Museum

Rust test in progress.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Computer operator welding machine.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Never marry an engineer."

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'That'll be $50 plus $200 to repair the damage you made trying to fix it yourself.'