Repair Instructor Gifts

TV Repair 101.

Jack of all trades

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Tool Box

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

Computer operator welding machine.

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Never marry an engineer."

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'