Repair Instructor Prints

TV Repair 101.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Jack of all trades

Tool Box

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

The world's most unemployable family

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

Computer operator welding machine.

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Never marry an engineer."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'