Repair Guru Prints

Use the right tool for the right job. (Hammer? Wrench? - It's all good.)

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

Holes in pots, cigars and the road.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Hear that? This calls for a major readjustment of your bank account.'

'Be reasonable Madam - I can't get it repaired by the time your husband gets home tonight...'

'Duct tape.'

Fakir Repairs

Bob's DIY Store

"Thanks for helping us put up the shelf, 'Utility Belt Man'."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Deflator mouse

"Take me to your mechanic."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Never marry an engineer."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted