Car Repair Guru Prints

"Hi Tom, it's Earl at the garage. It looks like you've got salsa in your crankcase."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Deflator mouse

"Take me to your mechanic."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

Demonic Repossession.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Never marry an engineer."

"Nap time."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Problem Solver Wanted

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"Oh...that's not good."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."

Bob's DIY Store

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

'Edward the car won't start!'

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."