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"Hi Tom, it's Earl at the garage. It looks like you've got salsa in your crankcase."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Take me to your mechanic."

Deflator mouse

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

Demonic Repossession.

"Never marry an engineer."

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Nap time."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Problem Solver Wanted

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"Oh...that's not good."

Bob's DIY Store

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

'Edward the car won't start!'

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."