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"I cleaned out your wallet for you, but the engine is still running a little rough."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Deflator mouse

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Never marry an engineer."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

Support groups for car repairs.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

"Nap time."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.