Auto Repair Guru T-Shirts

"I cleaned out your wallet for you, but the engine is still running a little rough."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Deflator mouse

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Never marry an engineer."

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Nap time."

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

Psychic car mechanics.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.