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STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair bill

'No worries son, I'll manage with my saw until my hammer turns up.'

Spaceman uses crater to sit in to work on the underneath of ship

Replacing a rubber fanbelt with a leather belt.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Problem Solver Wanted

"You may have an MBA, but I can change a light bulb."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

"Take me to your mechanic."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Fixing the TV.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Timber preservation

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Bob’s Museum

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Never marry an engineer."

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Was it a fuse?"

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'I think I found the problem.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Organized chaos.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'