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'Say, aren't you the cop who gave me a speeding ticket for going 26 in a 25 mile per hour zone?'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

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"Take me to your mechanic."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

"It's worse than I thought."

'We've found the problem...'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"Gracie, just because you understand internal combustion engines...doesn't mean you can drive."

Influences.

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"Can you check the heated drivers seat."

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

'Try it now.'

"You're a quart low."

Garage "Now then, squire, what would you like first - the bad news, or the really, really bad news?"

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

'I can't play with you today. I have to show my owner how to change the oil in his BMW. It's a curse being a smart breed.'

"My car is starting to take after my husband-- It's making a lot of strange sounds and strange smells."

New Age Auto Repair

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"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."

"... No, I don't think your car needs a new battery. I'd say your battery needs a new car!"