Car Troubleologists T-Shirts

"Jump Start?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Natural gas

"Nap time."

"It's worse than I thought."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'We've found the problem...'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Oh...that's not good."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Edward the car won't start!'

Whining SUV.

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

Toy repair.

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

'You need a new bobbin.'

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

"Can you check the heated drivers seat."

Bob's Auto Body Repair: Brake special! $39.99 + tax

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

"I told him to book it in to the garage..."

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'We'll have to check your car for pre-existing conditions.'