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"Jump Start?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

Natural gas

"Nap time."

"It's worse than I thought."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'We've found the problem...'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Oh...that's not good."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Edward the car won't start!'

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

Toy repair.

Whining SUV.

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

'You need a new bobbin.'

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

"I told him to book it in to the garage..."

Bob's Auto Body Repair: Brake special! $39.99 + tax

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

"Can you check the heated drivers seat."

'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."