Car Trouble Resolution T-Shirts

'We've found the problem...'

"It's worse than I thought."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Nap time."

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

When did you last have your oil changed?