Car Trouble Resolution Gifts

'We've found the problem...'

"It's worse than I thought."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

CLEAR!

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Support groups for car repairs.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Nap time."

Acme Flyswatters.

Remote control car breakdown.

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'