Car Trouble Gifts

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'Oh quit complaining, Thomas...at least we got a loaner!'

"... No, I don't think your car needs a new battery. I'd say your battery needs a new car!"

Man smoking with anger as his engine burns out.

Garage "Now then, squire, what would you like first - the bad news, or the really, really bad news?"

'Can you push a little faster, dear? Everyone's passing us.'

"My car is starting to take after my husband-- It's making a lot of strange sounds and strange smells."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

CLEAR!

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Car Dentistry.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Support groups for car repairs.

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Nap time."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Remote control car breakdown.

Psychic car mechanics.