Car Trouble Prints

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'Oh quit complaining, Thomas...at least we got a loaner!'

"... No, I don't think your car needs a new battery. I'd say your battery needs a new car!"

Man smoking with anger as his engine burns out.

Garage "Now then, squire, what would you like first - the bad news, or the really, really bad news?"

'Can you push a little faster, dear? Everyone's passing us.'

"My car is starting to take after my husband-- It's making a lot of strange sounds and strange smells."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Car Dentistry.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Nap time."