Car Trouble Solver Prints

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

"I am roadside assistance!!!"

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

"It's worse than I thought."

'We've found the problem...'

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

The invention of parking problems

'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

"Can you check the heated drivers seat."

Switch it off and switch it on again

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

Garage "Now then, squire, what would you like first - the bad news, or the really, really bad news?"

"My car is starting to take after my husband-- It's making a lot of strange sounds and strange smells."

"So, it's not the battery then."

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

'If you consider the time spent with tech support, our school's high-speed internet access isn't that much faster than dial-up.'

"The good news is your virus is gone. The bad news is it infected your electronic health records."

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."

"... No, I don't think your car needs a new battery. I'd say your battery needs a new car!"

'Help!'

"Your electronic medical records were accidentally deleted. You'll have to start over again with acne."

'Can you push a little faster, dear? Everyone's passing us.'