Car Trouble Solver T-Shirts

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

"I am roadside assistance!!!"

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

"It's worse than I thought."

'We've found the problem...'

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

The invention of parking problems

'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

"Can you check the heated drivers seat."

Switch it off and switch it on again

'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'If you consider the time spent with tech support, our school's high-speed internet access isn't that much faster than dial-up.'

"The good news is your virus is gone. The bad news is it infected your electronic health records."

"So, it's not the battery then."

Garage "Now then, squire, what would you like first - the bad news, or the really, really bad news?"

"My car is starting to take after my husband-- It's making a lot of strange sounds and strange smells."

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."

"... No, I don't think your car needs a new battery. I'd say your battery needs a new car!"