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"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

Communication Breakdowns

"It's worse than I thought."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Damned if you do...

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

"I'm confused. Are we your attorneys or are you our attorneys?"

"Hmmm...Looks like I've got an oil leak."

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

'Honey must not like you! She's never bitten anyone before.'

"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."

A mechanic is surprised to see a periscope coming out of a car towing a boat.

Unhappy businessman as he watches his sales go crashing down on his chart

"In a world of 'from's' and 'to's', I always seem to be a 'cc'."

Smart phone Problems