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"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

Communication Breakdowns

"It's worse than I thought."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Damned if you do...

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

"Hmmm...Looks like I've got an oil leak."

"I'm confused. Are we your attorneys or are you our attorneys?"

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

In Case of Broken Glass, Break Glass.

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

Unhappy businessman as he watches his sales go crashing down on his chart

Smart phone Problems

"In a world of 'from's' and 'to's', I always seem to be a 'cc'."

'Honey must not like you! She's never bitten anyone before.'

A mechanic is surprised to see a periscope coming out of a car towing a boat.