Car Conundrum Collector T-Shirts

Let their passion for car puzzles shine with our clever T-shirts. Designed for the creative collector, these tees blend humor and automotive intrigue into wearable art they’ll love to show off.

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'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?' mockup

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

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"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators." mockup

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

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Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different. mockup

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

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"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!" mockup

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

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"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... ' mockup

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

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"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life." mockup

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

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'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.' mockup

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

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'God's speed.'

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'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!' mockup

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

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"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter." mockup

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

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'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.' mockup

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

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'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!' mockup

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

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'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!' mockup

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

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"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside." mockup

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

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Big yellow sports utility vehicle. mockup

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

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'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.' mockup

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

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Top model

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'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.' mockup

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

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"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!" mockup

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

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"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable." mockup

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

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Acme Flyswatters.

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"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time." mockup

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

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'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.' mockup

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

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'It's a British car. Needs braces.' mockup

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

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'Now can we start a family Nigel?' mockup

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

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"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..." mockup

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

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'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.' mockup

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

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"Do you have anything smaller?"

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Driverless tow truck.

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Millipede motorist

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No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs). mockup

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

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"Got any new monster trucks?"

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Car Conundrum Collector T-Shirts Collection

Car Conundrum Collector Mugs

Explore our collection of witty car puzzle mugs—perfect for anyone who loves a morning coffee with a side of clever automotive humor.

Car Conundrum Collector Pillows

Browse our selection of humorous pillows featuring car conundrum themes—comfort and comedy in one cozy package.

Car Conundrum Collector Prints

Discover our curated prints with clever car riddles and puzzles—perfect for decorating the space of any automotive enthusiast interested in funny art.