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'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

'Can I interest you in the attached garage package?'

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

'Power steering.'

The Can Van

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

Millipede motorist

Top model

Car Showroom.

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Toadstools

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Duck Hunt

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Piranhaclaus

Raincloud Umbrella

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Early cyborg.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Best before 65 million BC.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."