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It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'How about a nice saloon?'

Top model

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

Millipede motorist

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

It's got off-street parking for 952 corgi cars'

Traffic Jam.

'Power steering.'

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

Jeremy Clarkson

"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

'I told you we should have asked for directions.'

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

Hillbilly.

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

'Alright, never mind! Everybody get back in the car!'

"Only one owner you say?"

"Do you have documents to prove that this is your vehicle, sir?"

Car Showroom.

Man driving very small car

Other decals on cars.

'This nuthouse you're hoarding is going to land you in the nuthouse.'