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"They say it tows smoother than any other car."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Top model

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

Millipede motorist

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

It's got off-street parking for 952 corgi cars'

'Power steering.'

"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

Snail Crossing.

'I told you we should have asked for directions.'

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Where airbags should be.

Hillbilly.

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

"Do you have documents to prove that this is your vehicle, sir?"

Car Showroom.

"Only one owner you say?"

'Alright, never mind! Everybody get back in the car!'

Man driving very small car

Other decals on cars.

It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

Driver Bonnet Ornament.

Charles Stewart Rolls and Sir Henry Royce.

"I don't get it, Baldo. Why are you obsessed with 1964 Chevrolet Impalas."