Collector Of Quirky Car Memorabilia Gifts

"They say it tows smoother than any other car."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Top model

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

Millipede motorist

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

'Power steering.'

"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Snail Crossing.

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

'I told you we should have asked for directions.'

Where airbags should be.

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

Hillbilly.

Car Showroom.

"Do you have documents to prove that this is your vehicle, sir?"

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

"Only one owner you say?"

'Alright, never mind! Everybody get back in the car!'

Man driving very small car

It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.

Other decals on cars.

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

'Just before you go sir, Fred's bringing the service history.'

Charles Stewart Rolls and Sir Henry Royce.