Collector Of Quirky Cars Gifts

It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'How about a nice saloon?'

Top model

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

Millipede motorist

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

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'Power steering.'

Jeremy Clarkson

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

Traffic Jam.

"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

'I told you we should have asked for directions.'

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

Hillbilly.

"Only one owner you say?"

'Alright, never mind! Everybody get back in the car!'

Car Showroom.

"Do you have documents to prove that this is your vehicle, sir?"

Man driving very small car

Other decals on cars.

Red car

Charles Stewart Rolls and Sir Henry Royce.