Collecting Car Memorabilia Gifts

Where airbags should be.

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

Snail Crossing.

Driver Bonnet Ornament.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Pete Sampras

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you buy cars here?"

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Mark Gastineau

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

The Fab Four