Car Trouble Troubleshooters T-Shirts

Heaven towing service

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Nap time."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"It's worse than I thought."

'We've found the problem...'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"I think I found the phone."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"Oh...that's not good."

The auto-update demons attack-again."

Wrong end of extension cord.

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

'Edward the car won't start!'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

Whining SUV.

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

Toy repair.