Car Troubleshooting Detectives T-Shirts

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"It's worse than I thought."

'We've found the problem...'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

Think Zero Defects

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

"Can you check the heated drivers seat."

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

"Check the catalytic converter while you're in there, please."

"So, it's not the battery then."

"My car is starting to take after my husband-- It's making a lot of strange sounds and strange smells."

Garage "Now then, squire, what would you like first - the bad news, or the really, really bad news?"

"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."

'It's flooded.'

"... No, I don't think your car needs a new battery. I'd say your battery needs a new car!"

'Can you push a little faster, dear? Everyone's passing us.'

Police man stopping a limo.

'Oh quit complaining, Thomas...at least we got a loaner!'

'It appears he caught his tie. Let's mark this one down as a victim of fashion.'

'We don't have a flat tire!'

Man smoking with anger as his engine burns out.

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

"I am roadside assistance!!!"