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"Yep, flooded."

"Take me to your mechanic."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"This thing isn't working."

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

"It's important to fix the horn because the brakes don't work..."

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

"Sarge, the computer won't let me retrieve the criminal files."

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

"I keep hearing a knocking noise."

"Can you check the heated drivers seat."

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

'Try it now.'

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

'Boss, the techies didn't install this body scanner correctly. It doesn't work.'

"Sounds like the problem is in the fan belt."

"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

Tires, Oil Changes, Dumb Bumper Stickers Removed.

"Lazarus was a whole different deal. This engine is just dead, dead, dead."

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

"It's a loaner while mine's in the shop."

"I think a little herb can fix you up."

I tapped the keys repeatedly.

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

'We don't have a flat tire!'