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"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."

"I don't know what's wrong with it. All I can tell you is, it's going to be expensive."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Nap time."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

A 1950's Barber Shop

The Hybrid

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

DIY store.

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

Four mechanics working on a car

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

2020 Panic Room

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

Deux Ex Mechanic

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'