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"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."

"I don't know what's wrong with it. All I can tell you is, it's going to be expensive."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Nap time."

A 1950's Barber Shop

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

The Hybrid

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

DIY store.

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

2020 Panic Room

'D.I.Y. SAS.'

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

Four mechanics working on a car

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

Deux Ex Mechanic

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'