Car Fix Connoisseur T-Shirts

"I think a little herb can fix you up."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Bob’s Museum

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Was it a fuse?"

'I think I found the problem.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Nap time."

Organized chaos.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'