Car Fix Connoisseur Pillows

"I think a little herb can fix you up."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Bob’s Museum

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"Was it a fuse?"

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I think I found the problem.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Organized chaos.

"Nap time."

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Shall I kiss it better?"

The Hybrid