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'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'

"Never mind it was voted 'Car of the Year' by car thieves."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

'It won't start. I'll call vroom service.'

'Awww....you got your classic car painted red for Valentines Day....really, you shouldn't have.'

The Hybrid

'Well, you got yourself in there...'

Anyone going faster than you, you call a maniac!

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Tune-up? I think I can bring something to it."

'You've slept with your new car every night for a week. When's the newness wear off!'

"....I'm not sure what gives you the sense of entitlement!"

'The evolution of the wheel caveman to today.'

The Government car-share scheme gains wide support!

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

2020 Panic Room

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse