Classic Car Connoisseur T-Shirts

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'...And this is a picture of when I got here...Here's one when I put on new rims...'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

The Hybrid

'Let me look at that map...'

TS Motors Inc.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.