Classic Car Admirer T-Shirts

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

'If that's your Porsche ignition key, why does it have a little picture of a robin with Reliant underneath?'

Car race.

'Oh we like the car but where are the cup holders?'

The times they are a changin'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

Car Bonnet Lady

'When I said 'If you love you car so much, why don't you marry it?'...I was being sarcastic.'

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

The development of cars.

If you were that old you'd also refuse to start in the mornings.

'Harold, I specifically told you not to kick the tires!'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Autocrat

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

A train's dining car is a diner.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."