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I advise not to eat jelly doughnuts while working at your computer anymore."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"Camera not working."

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

Till malfunction

Wringing the Monitor

'Try rebooting.'

"Thanks to my advice your lame software doesn't work at all now? No need to thank me, sir! That's what customer service is for!"

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

Computer technicians with too little training.

Home Business - Computer.

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

'Boss, the techies didn't install this body scanner correctly. It doesn't work.'

"You can count on two things in this life: tax code revisions and software updates."

'Just flip it over.'

Adjusting your TV is futile. The fault lies with you.

I tapped the keys repeatedly.

"I never gave you more than you could handle. Well, except for all those passwords."

'I wanted to send an email to the IT tech telling him about the faulty software, but I can't do it because of the faulty software.'

"Well, I'm all out of ideas... Should we try unplugging him and plugging him back in?"