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"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"Camera not working."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"I think I found the phone."

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

Computer Frustration

The auto-update demons attack-again."

Wrong end of extension cord.

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

'Try rebooting.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

'You have got a computer worm!'

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

When computers are attacked by Spam.