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Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"You give your kid an allownace, plus a tech support fee? And I thought I was the only one."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

'And you get this free.'

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

"Thanks to my advice your lame software doesn't work at all now? No need to thank me, sir! That's what customer service is for!"

When computers are attacked by Spam.

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

Computer technicians with too little training.

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

Home Business - Computer.

'New Religion'

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

'Boss, the techies didn't install this body scanner correctly. It doesn't work.'

PC spits mud out

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"