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"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

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"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"Nap time."

A 1950's Barber Shop

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Computer Frustration

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."

Four mechanics working on a car

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

"Can you check the heated drivers seat."

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

When computers are attacked by Spam.

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

Tires, Oil Changes, Dumb Bumper Stickers Removed.

"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."