Car Trouble Enthusiast Mugs

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

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"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Nap time."

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

A 1950's Barber Shop

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

Computer Frustration

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Four mechanics working on a car

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"Can you check the heated drivers seat."

When computers are attacked by Spam.

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."

Tires, Oil Changes, Dumb Bumper Stickers Removed.

PC spits mud out