Car Troubles Gifts

"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

CLEAR!

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

"Nap time."

"It's worse than I thought."

Remote control car breakdown.

'We've found the problem...'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"Oh...that's not good."

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"Okay. Hit it."

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'I've been in this business a long time, and believe me that's not laughing.'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'

'Is this the small engines class?'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

Your big end has gone

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Car surrenders.