Car Breakdown Gifts

'Here he comes now. I told you my mechanic was a good one.'

Man from toy company uses jack-in-the-box to change tire.

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'I've been in this business a long time, and believe me that's not laughing.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Car surrenders.

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'

'I say officer, where's the nearest garage?'

"Oh...that's not good."

Emergency Phone

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

CLEAR!

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.