Car Breakdown Gifts

'Here he comes now. I told you my mechanic was a good one.'

Man from toy company uses jack-in-the-box to change tire.

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'I've been in this business a long time, and believe me that's not laughing.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Car surrenders.

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'

'I say officer, where's the nearest garage?'

"Oh...that's not good."

Emergency Phone

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

CLEAR!

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'