Car Breakdown Comic Lover Gifts

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"Okay. Hit it."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

Clown Airbags.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"I keep hearing a knocking noise."

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

"Lazarus was a whole different deal. This engine is just dead, dead, dead."

"It's a loaner while mine's in the shop."

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

Ed on the price of gas

'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

Bollard Crash

'Yes, well I'm not going anywhere until I've done a detailed sketch of the incident.'

Motorist sees three road signs: Bump, bump, badump.

'Blow into this, please sir.'

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'

'Don't tell me...you got rear-ended again?'

Cat causes an accident by stopping for mouse.

'...and you're STILL texting!!!'

Policeman with TASER tries to jump-start his car