Auto Repair Comic Lover Gifts

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Nap time."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

"Your engine is experiencing a lot of internal combustion right now. Here's the name of a good psychotherapist."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

Four mechanics working on a car

"It's important to fix the horn because the brakes don't work..."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

"I keep hearing a knocking noise."

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

The life of a crash-test dummy

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

We found the problem it's your alternator.

'See, you misread it - it's void where prohibited by lou!'

"Sounds like the problem is in the fan belt."

I got a car for the weekend!

"Lazarus was a whole different deal. This engine is just dead, dead, dead."

"Your German spark plugs won't work in your mini cooper because of Brexit."

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

"It's a loaner while mine's in the shop."

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

'Well, for starters, I think it's about time for an alignment job.'

'Oh come on, a little touch up paint and a soft cloth, I can buff that out.'

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'