Car Comic Fan Gifts

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'And here's the toolkit.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

'Told you so.'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

No U-turns

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

'Power steering.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'It's my prostate.'

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Getting the Finger

The life of a crash-test dummy

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Sat Nag

"The Ford will give you a son, and you will call him a manual."

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

'I'm sorry, ma'am, but the Cash for Clunkers program is good only for vehicles...'

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

Red car

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

Grog parks his wheel on the rough side of town.

I thought "E" meant enough.

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk