Comic Car Critic Gifts

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Told you so.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

'Power steering.'

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Sat Nag

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

Other decals on cars.

My other dog is a golden retriever

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

Red car

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

Let Go and Let God